Kindly Leave

So the other day at the office some people were making comments about me being from Texas… blah blah blah, I get made fun of. No big deal. The funny thing was the conversation turned into:

“Yeah, Texas is like a foreign country. You people still ride horses to work? Or is every town in Texas based off the movie Varsity Blues?”

I am not even kidding. So of course I went on to quote the theatrical great quotes from the movie (cry me a river you fat fucking baby, we was just kids mox, miss davis.. you go to the prom wit me?) and the office erupted in laughter. There are only 11 people that work at my company, but I thought it would be greatly appreciated that not all people in this world have lost touch with the classic greats Hollywood has produced. 

I can only wish that one day all towns will revert back into Varsity Blues themes, and I will be half as cool as Tweeter, with a friend named Billy Bob, who has a pet pig named Bacon, that he thinks is a dog.

I have discovered that Blake Shelton’s cover of Michael Buble’s song Home makes my blood boil. It is terrible and an insult to the orginal work.

I also believe that most songs country artists remake are absolutely terrible.

With the one exception: Clint Black singing The Eagle’s Desperado