Kindly Leave

Ok now most of my rants have been about useless things that piss me off, but this one really gets me going and I know that some of y’all out there have to feel the same way.

I was watching a show on Spike the other night called Manswers.  This show answered questions that asshole guys came up with (i.e. how much does a midget prostitute charge?).  Anyways, one of the segments talked about a multi-million dollar study that had concluded that chickens have the same taste in women as men do.  Are you fucking kidding me?  There are still people dying of hunger, cancer, aids, and God knows what else, and we are spending millions of dollars to find out a chicken wants to dick-down the same girl as me?  Come on guys…

I mean I know there is tons of money wasted every year on useless studies, but this has to be one of the worst I’ve heard in a while.  The American government is spending 20 billion dollars a year on the war on drugs, and that sure as hell is getting nowhere.  Then we have some of the most brilliant minds in science trying to figure out how to make an 83-year-old man have a four-hour erection without having a heart attack.  All the while there are people dying of hunger and disease. I mean come on people, let America smoke weed, stop having sex when mother nature deems it necessary, and let’s put some of that money into some causes that are worth while.  There is no reason that people should starve to death.  I know cancer and AIDS are throwing us for a loop, but if we stopped with the boner pill research and useless ass stuff I see on Manswers I think we could feed the children of the world.  I know it’s not that simple, but I had to get it off of my chest.